I will kill you and your family and rape your wife and burn your bodies then burn your house and piss on all the ashes.
« Latin »
I will to cut the throat you and your family and rape your wife and exussum your bodies then exussum your household and piss upon whole ashes.
I thought it was sad when the dog died.
« Filipino »
me essence it was sad when the follow - follow died.
To infinity and beyond!
無限にそして向こう!
Unlimited and the other side!
sorry but, bump
« Italian »
spiacente but, collision
As of the current time I am rather bored, so I have decided to use this website to gain amusement from the humorous outcomes produced by bad translations.
« Korean »
At current time present time me it scrapes out rather, is like that
and by the translation which is bad in order to get an amusement from
the humorous result which it brings me under using the atlas it
decided this web site.
William, do you take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Beredvillig , lave jer holde Catherine at blive jeres lovligt bryllup kone?
Willing , get you subscribe Catherine to be yours duly wedding housewife?
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Would you mind if I fondled your genitals?
« Korean »
It goes out and it treats with love it spreads out and and it avoids
your genitals and theyn the place?
If you spit a a police officer you might get gunned down brutally!
« Japanese »
If the officer is spat, being shot cruelly, perhaps it can,!
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
« Japanese »
Weak connection, the way if is.
I am the awesome prussia
JÁ am člen určitý děsivý Prus
SELF am the appalling Prussian
