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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I want to stick my penis in your vagina and ravish you all night long
« Chinese (simplified) »
我想要黏附我的在您的阴道的阴茎和整夜强夺您
I want to adhere me and rob you all night in yours vagina's penis
To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?
« Japanese »
あるため、またはないため、質問である。 非道な幸運の吊り鎖そして矢に苦しむか、または悩みの、そして反対ことをによる海に対して腕を取るためにそれは心でより気高いかどうかそれらを終えなさいか。
Because of a certain, or because it is not, it is question. It suffers from the topping lift and the arrow of inhuman good fortune, or or trouble, and whether or not in order to take the arm vis-a-vis the sea by opposite thing that is nobler with heart finish those?
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« Czech »
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When I was a boy there was no such word as fail but now I am a man
« Korean »
나가 실패와 같은 거기 소년 없을 낱말이 그러나일 때 지금 나는 남자이다
Goes out and when with the failure the word which will not be that place boy who is same rises but, now I am the man
by kevin mummery
touch me all night long
« Croatian »
popipati mene svi noć čeznuti
touch myself all night yearn
So easy, a caveman can do it.
« Serbian »
Na taj naèin lak , jedan spiljski stanovnik moæi èiniti to.
So varnish , a cavern inhabitant can act it.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
« Chinese (simplified) »
没人期待西班牙侦查!
Nobody anticipated that Spain investigates!
I am so tired. I want to go to sleep.
« Japanese »
私はとても疲れている。 私は寢たいと思う。
I very am tired. I think that 寢 you want.
by Angel Slavchev
I would rather kiss you than eat a whole anvil
« German »
Ich würde Sie eher als essen einen vollständigen Amboss küssen
I would eat you rather as a complete anvil to kiss
Let me in!
« Japanese »
私を受信しなさい!
Receive me!
by Fifteen
Nice shirts like you!