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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I smell a ferocious fart
« Japanese »
私はどう猛な屁をかぐ
As for me cruel fart [gu
liar, liar, pants on fire
« Italian »
bugiardo, bugiardo, pantaloni su fuoco
bugiardo, bugiardo, pants on fire
How's about we go back to your place and give you a concussion against the headboard.
« Japanese »
How' s約私達はあなたの場所に戻り、頭板に対して震動を与える。
How' s approximately we return to your place, give the vibration vis-a-vis the head board.
He looked deep into her eyes and told her how much he loved her
« Chinese (simplified) »
他看了深深入她的眼睛并且告诉了她多少他爱她
He looked entered her eye deeply, and told her how many him to love her
liar liar pants on fire
« Korean »
거짓말쟁이 거짓말쟁이는 불에 헐덕거린다
The liar liar is the virtue thing phosphorus which will break in the fire
Oh, here's my mother-in-law, she takes up space mostly, kind of just exists far too long not to annoy everyone while family pretend not to be embarrassed.
« Japanese »
ああ、here' s私の義母、彼女は家族が当惑しないことをふりをしない間、大抵スペースを、種類のちょうどずっと余りに長く存在している皆を悩まさないにはとる。
Well, here' s my mother-in-law, she while shaking, the mostly space, type exactly directly excessively long not to bother everyone who exists, takes the fact that the family is not perplexed.
by CDarwin
death chases her since childhood
« Japanese »
死は幼年期以来の彼女を追跡する
Death pursues her ever since infancy period
I love you very much.
« Korean »
사랑해요 대단히.
The unit which loves only.
My head feels like a balloon waiting to be released into the freedom of the big blue sky.
« German »
Mein Kopf glaubt wie ein Ballon, der wartet, in die Freiheit des großen blauen Himmels freigegeben zu werden.
My head believes to be released like a balloon, which waits, into the freedom of the large blue sky.
by Irene
I would really have a happy if I had some buttermilk pancakes in front of me.
« Chinese (simplified) »
如果我食用了在我前面的一些酪乳薄煎饼我真正地会有一愉快。
If I edible a cream breast thin fried cake I will have happily truly in front of me one.
Nice shirts like you!