There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
« Welsh »
He is being ' heartburn three shadows with people in this world : that I go do things I befall , that I go watch things I befall I go that I go I wonder thing befallen.
will u touch my testicles?
« Japanese »
It touches u my testicles?
I want to fuck you in the ass because you're very beautiful.
« Slovenian »
I want to fuck you within wiseacre wherefore whenas you yourself splendiferous.
I will kill you and your family and rape your wife and burn your bodies then burn your house and piss on all the ashes.
« Latin »
I will to cut the throat you and your family and rape your wife and exussum your bodies then exussum your household and piss upon whole ashes.
I like girls.
« Spanish »
I have taste of girls.
To infinity and beyond!
無限にそして向こう!
Unlimited and the other side!
sorry but, bump
« Italian »
spiacente but, collision
As of the current time I am rather bored, so I have decided to use this website to gain amusement from the humorous outcomes produced by bad translations.
« Korean »
At current time present time me it scrapes out rather, is like that
and by the translation which is bad in order to get an amusement from
the humorous result which it brings me under using the atlas it
decided this web site.
I thought it was sad when the dog died.
« Filipino »
me essence it was sad when the follow - follow died.
I made you a cookie, but I ate it.
« Welsh »
We do ' dogs I go cookie , except I Grazed ' I.
