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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Justin bieber is an ugly woman.
« French »
Le bieber de Justin est un femme laid.
The bieber of Justin is a woman ugly.
by SarahW42
your mother is so fat, the doctor recommended a low calorie, high exercise diet to reduce the risk of cardiac arrest at an older age
« Russian »
ваша мать поэтому сало, доктор порекомендовал низкий уровень - калорию, высокое диетпитание тренировки для уменьшения риска остановки сердечной деятельности на престарелый возраст
your mother therefore fat, doctor recommended low level - calorie, high diet of training for decreasing the risk of the stoppage of heart activity to the aged age
You are a babe
« Icelandic »
Þú ert a barn
You art a barn
Banned.
« Latin »
vexillum
flag, banner, standard, troop, company, small unit
Climb every mountain follow every stream
« Italian »
Arrampichi ogni montagna seguono ogni flusso
Every mountain scrambles up follows every flow
Look at my beautiful butt.
« Italian »
Esamini la mia bella estremità.
It examines my beautiful extremity.
by Lzla
I have to go to statistics class soon. The teacher is kind of awkward.
« Slovenian »
morati iti k statistika sloj zgodaj. učnik je milosten od okoren.
to have to walk up IV statistics strata timely. teacher there is kind with woodenly.
you and me aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
« Croatian »
te i mene aint ništa ali sisavac na taj način dozvoljava obaviti Internet poput oni obaviti na otkriće Chanel
these plus myself aint on no account limit mammal to this mode lets complete IT like the those complete at an unveiling Chanel
This website is stupid.
« Slovenian »
to tkalec je neumen.
this weaver there is woodenheaded.
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Nice shirts like you!