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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have to go to statistics class soon. The teacher is kind of awkward.
« Japanese »
私は統計量にすぐに分類する行かなければならない。 教師はちょっと扱いにくい。
I classify into statistic directly, you must go. The teacher just a little is difficult to handle.
by Ren
All hell break loose !
« Bulgarian »
Öÿë àä ÷óïÿ õëàáàâ!
Öÿë àä ÷óïÿ õëàáàâ!
by Renaldi
Toklok, I promise you that I will hold on until the end of time.
« Slovenian »
Toklok , to ti zagotavljam to jaz hoteti vztrajati do prenehati od čas.
Toklok , I promise you this yours truly yammer to take a strong line with s.o. up to wither up with while.
by Pirka
I would like to have intercourse with your anus.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusとの肉体関係を持つことを望む。
I desire the fact that it has the physical relationship with your anus.
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
So close, no matter how far
« Japanese »
従って終わり、いかにずっと
Therefore to end, how directly
by Terje
if a cow is in my milkshake, why can't issy fit in there too?
« Croatian »
ako krava je u mojem milkshake , zašto ne mogu issy napadaj in ima previše?
whether cow had in my milkshake , why can't I issy of attack in has a More than enough?
You wanna get it on?
« Japanese »
それを得たいと思うか。
That profit you want?
by Henry
I am the king of the world !
« Italian »
Sono il re del mondo!
They are the king of the world!
by Renaldi
Pass the doobie to the left hand side
« Russian »
Передайте doobie к стороне левой руки
Transmit doobie to the side of the left hand
Nice shirts like you!