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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing... And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
« Slovenian »
četudi jaz slišati se s kvasač od men ter od angel , šele življati ne ljubezen , imam postati sondiranje med ali a zvok cimbale. ter četudi imam namazan jezik prerokovanje , ter razumeti vsi skrivnosten ter vsi znanost , ter četudi imam vsi vera , tako da jaz strjena lava premestitev planina , šele življati ne ljubezen , jaz sem nič. ter zdaj vztrajanje vera , upanje , ljubezen , od this tri ; šele največji od od this je ljubezen.
though yours truly speak with wind-jammer with men and with seraphim , till then have thingummy preference , I have wear sounding yellow copper whether however voice cymbal. and though I have the gift of the gab sort , and twig young and old unsearchably and young and old science , and though I have young and old unestablished church , so that yours truly indurate lava transpisition mountain , till then have thingummy preference , it's me scratch. and today persistency unestablished church , vista , preference , these three ; till then the greatest with these there is preference.
by Michael Escher
i lost my penis again.
« Icelandic »
ég glataður minn getnaðarlimur aftur.
I no-win my phallus back away hrökklast.
by IZABEL
Point and laugh, kid, because he is about to do something stupid. Point and laugh.
« Dutch »
Punt en lach, jong geitje, omdat hij op het punt staat stom iets te doen. Punt en lach.
Point and laughs, young young she-goat, because he stands do something on the point stupidly. Point and laughs.
The wonders of procrastination!
« Chinese (simplified) »
耽搁奇迹!
Delaying miracle!
Fuck you.
« Japanese »
性交しなさい。
Have sexual intercourse.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
« Chinese (simplified) »
扑通声扑通声嘶嘶响嘶嘶响哦安心它是。
Splash the sound splash hoarseness hissing sound sound hissing sound hissing sound makes a sound oh feels at ease it is.
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is a wholly remarkable book
« Japanese »
ギャラクシーへのヒッチハイカーガイドは完全に驚くべき本である
The hitchhiker guide to the galaxy is the book which should be surprised completely
what the fuck was that?
« Japanese »
性交は何をそれだったか。
Was sexual intercourse what that?
Well, that's not funny. You didn't throw ten people into the sea. That's just crazy.
« Latin »
Puteus , ut non funny. Vos didn't conicio ten populus in profundum. Ut iustus rabidus.
Well , when not funny. You didn't to hurl ten populace upon a depth. When just raging.
When you are racing, its life. Anything you do before or after is just waiting.
« Japanese »
競争している時、生命。 あなたがの前か後にする何でもちょうど待っている。
When being competitive, life. It waits exactly with anything which you make before or after.
Nice shirts like you!