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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
« Filipino »
A pampook lalaki sipain ako di ang kulata magtagal linggo
A local masculine kick me in the butt protract week
by AD2353
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
I am the king of the world !
« Welsh »
Dwi 'r brenin chan 'r byd!
I am being ' group king with ' group world!
by Renaldi
I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
« German »
Ich genieße zu schwimmen. Was ist Ihr Lieblingsanschlag?
I enjoy swimming. What is your favourite attack?
There is no I in team.
« Spanish »
No hay I en equipo.
There is I in no equipment.
here we are now, entertain us, here we are now, its contagious
« Japanese »
私達は、心に抱く私達を、私達今ここにある、伝染性今ここにある
As for us, us who are held in heart, our now there is here, contagion characteristic now there is here
by thetoad
I wish I had a glass of ice cold water.
« Icelandic »
ÉG vilja ÉG had a gler af ís kuldi vatn.
I wish I had a glazing with ice frigidity aqua.
stairway to heaven
« Greek »
κλιμακοστάσιο στον ουρανό
stairwell in the sky
jobs are for poor dimwits who eat drink at noon
« Japanese »
仕事は正午で飲み物を食べる貧しいdimwitsのためである
Because of poor dimwits where as for work the beverage is eaten at noon is
is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me
« Japanese »
それはあなたのズボンの銃あったりまたは幸せな私に会うことちょうどである
The gun of your pants it is that and/or or meeting to happy me exactly it is
by Pierre
Nice shirts like you!