my name is henri.
i am a black cat
i live a life of luxury
my caretakers love me
but i am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
i rarely purr
my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy
it's all the same
i am free
i am imprisoned
my thumbs are not opposable
yet i oppose everything
i make new friends but i seldom keep them
it seems i was made to suffer
and why not?
aren't we all?
the monkey mocks me with every flip
i am lost
everywhere i am scorned
i am like a pendulum that does not swing
if my tail wags it is a reflex action
nothing more
i am haunted
i am henri
mon nom est Henri.
je suis un chat noir
je vis une vie de luxe
mes gardiens m'aiment
mais je suis vide
mon eau filtrée goûte impure
je ronronne rarement
mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes
je suis libre
je suis emprisonné
mes pouces ne sont pas opposables
pourtant je m'oppose à tout
je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement
il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir
et pourquoi pas ?
aren' ; t nous tous ?
le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude
je suis perdu
je suis dédaigné partout
je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas
si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe
rien plus
je suis hanté
je suis Henri
my name is Henri.
I am a black cat
I live a life of luxury
my guards m' like
but I am empty
my filtered water tastes impure
I seldom hum
my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free
I am imprisoned
my inches are not opposable
however I m' oppose to all
I make new friends but I seldom keep them
it seems that j' was incited to suffer
and why not?
aren' T us all?
the monkey scoffs me with each flick
I am lost
I am scorned everywhere
I am as a pendulum which does not balance
if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex
nothing more
I am haunted
I am Henri
by Henri meaow
I am the king of the world !
Dwi 'r brenin chan 'r byd!
I am being ' group king with ' group world!
by Renaldi
I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
Ich genieße zu schwimmen. Was ist Ihr Lieblingsanschlag?
I enjoy swimming. What is your favourite attack?
There is no I in team.
No hay I en equipo.
There is I in no equipment.
here we are now, entertain us, here we are now, its contagious
私達は、心に抱く私達を、私達今ここにある、伝染性今ここにある
As for us, us who are held in heart, our now there is here, contagion characteristic now there is here
by thetoad
did I mention guns from red dead redemption nine millimeters with fifty clip extensions
tat ich erwähne Gewehren von der roten toten Abzahlung neun Millimeter mit fünfzig Klippverlängerungen
did I mention to rifles of the red dead payment by instalments nine millimeters with fifty Klippverlängerungen
I wish I had a glass of ice cold water.
ÉG vilja ÉG had a gler af ís kuldi vatn.
I wish I had a glazing with ice frigidity aqua.
here, kitty kitty...
hier, potpot…
here, pot pot…
you're a jerk.
you're egy megránt.
you're one yank.
jobs are for poor dimwits who eat drink at noon
仕事は正午で飲み物を食べる貧しいdimwitsのためである
Because of poor dimwits where as for work the beverage is eaten at noon is
