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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have to find a job today, but I would much rather it found me.
« Czech »
SELF hold to finding a mercenary today , lest SELF would much rather yon shower me.
Please have a drink with me. I understand that you are a real estate agent.
« Czech »
Být pøíjemný mít jeden doušek s mne. JÁ dovídat se aby tebe ar jeden správce statku.
Please hold a tope with me. SELF understand that you are a seneschal.
fuck me
« Czech »
do prdele mne
fuck it me
suck my dick, bitch
« Korean »
나의 d잊k 의 암컷을 빨십시요
Of my, d Ij k ten:00 bedspreads which will suck the female
Habeeb it
« Japanese »
Habeebそれ
Habeeb that
Remember kids, if a stranger gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
« Japanese »
薬剤が高いので他人が薬剤を与えたら、子供を言う感謝する覚えなさい。
Because the medicine is high, when others give the medicine, it is the child, you appreciate remember.
You mother's so fat, its really pretty gross man. Really. I don't know about you, but it creeps me out.
« French »
Vous avez enfanté si gros, son homme brut vraiment joli. Vraiment. Je ne sais pas vous, mais il rampe je dehors.
You gave birth to so large, its really pretty man gross. Really. I do not know you, but it I crawl outside.
I really, wanna fuck you, baby
« Korean »
i개은 진짜로, 너를 의 아기 성교하고 싶는다
The i the dog has sexual intercourse and with realness, will be extensive the baby Sip it increases
I like the bodies of young girls, and know that it is not legal for me to fuck them (even though I want to)
« Japanese »
私は(私がほしいのに) 若い女の子のボディを好み、それらと性交するためにそれが私のために法的でないことを知っている
I like the body of the girl it is young to (I wanting) those know that in order to have sexual intercourse that is not legal because of me
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death.
« Chinese (traditional) »
明天和明天和明天,每天漸增音量這狹窄步幅,對記錄的時間最后音節; 並且所有我們的昨天點燃了傻瓜方式對多灰塵的死亡。
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, will gradually increase volume this narrow stride width every day, to record time final syllable; And possessed our yesterday to light the fool way to the multi-dust death.
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