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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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honk if you're horny
« Japanese »
Sound the keratin alarm
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I like fishing. I have fun and if i catch a fish i get to eat it. My favorite fish is cod, it tastes nice. Usually i go fishing with Bob.
« Greek »
I wish. I have the amusement and if I touch a fish i to take him I eat. My beloved fish is cod, trys likeable. Usually I go with the weight.
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I am looking for a date. Want to go to dinner?
« Latin »
I to be facial expression for a short time acorn. I want when to make for dinner?
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suddenly, SPIDERS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
« Hungarian »
hirtelen , Pókok! SZÁZ Mindegyiküknek!
suddenly , Spiders! FIVESCORE Of them all!
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When farting, make sure your cheeks vibrate against each other to make the right sounds.
« Japanese »
At the time of farting, it verifies your cheek in order to vibrate mutually in order to make the sound the right.
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I want to fuck you like an animal.
« Spanish »
Desire to vetoes to the excrement that has taste of an animal.
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how old are you?
« Korean »
당신은 몇 살 인가?
The some flesh which it spreads out it happens?
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I would like to have sex in the back of a pickup truck.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic of the back section of the small truck.
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
« Icelandic »
It's better to sustenance thy mouth struck and give the track ;l) you're stupid while to outspoken there and remove total doubtfulness.
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William, do you take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded wife?
« Welsh »
Gwilym , ddygi Cadi at bod 'ch 'n ddeddfol wedded gwraig?
William , you steal Catherine to be ' dogs ' heartburn lawful may he suit woman?
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