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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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hookers and blow
« Japanese »
売春婦および打撃
Prostitute and shock
by fedora
If you were a man, I would have sex with you.
« Japanese »
人、私はあなたが付いている性を有する。
The person, I possess the characteristic where you have been attached.
can i come on your back and stick the sheets to you...making you look like superman?
« Korean »
Me on rear of you it comes, possibility the ladling very to see in you and in you do the market... It stabs and?
The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things; of shoes, of ships, of ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.
« Serbian »
Vremena je dogoditi se , odreðeni èlan Morž reèenoj , za razgovarati o mnogobrojan stvar ; nad cipele , nad u najboljem redu , nad strop vosak , nad kupus pa kraljevanje. Nad zašto? odreðeni èlan more 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu kipuæi vruæ , pa koji od dvojice nogometni lopta imati krilo.
The time had befall , the Walrus said , after converse on numerous thing ; on shoes , on shipshape , on ceiling wax , on cabbage and kingship. On why? the water 3. wis with IT BE from present ebullient fervent , and whether football have lap.
I want to murder you with penne pasta
« Spanish »
Quiero asesinarle con las pastas del penne
I want to assassinate to him with you graze of the penis
i pulled up to a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
« Croatian »
ja vučenje spreman kuća o sedam ili osam ja vikati to kupus yo home , miris te kasniji onaj koji ima privlačnu pojavu at moj kraljevina sam bio napokon ima to sjediti na moj prijestolje kao i telefaks vladar od bel - zrak
I twitch up to house about seven or eight I yell this cabbage yo home , wind these at a later time looker at my kingdom I was ultimately has a this sit at an my throne as the fax Government with bel exposure to the weather
by Nick
if i am mad then it is mercy, may the gods pity those who can stay callous till the hideous end
« Japanese »
私が気違いならそれは慈悲、かもしれない神同情する醜い端まで堅くとどまることができる人にである
If me the lunatic as for that the God perhaps mercy, it pities to the scurvy edge, it is the person who can be restricted hard
I would not even serve it to a fucking pig.
« Spanish »
Incluso no lo serviría a un cerdo de mierda.
It would not even serve a pig as excrement.
by emsi
surprise butt sex
« Japanese »
Bat characteristic of surprise
When the music is too noisy I cover my ears with my hands.
« Icelandic »
When the music is too vociferous I coat my into shouting ) with my snerti� ekki not.
Nice shirts like you!