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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hi there, said the spider to the fly.
« Italian »
Hi là, ad esempio il ragno al mosca.
Hi here, as an example the spider to Moscow.
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Doggie style.
« Icelandic »
Doggie bag style.
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LUDA! When I was thirteen, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, no-one could ever come above. She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck, she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
« Czech »
LUDA! Kdy JÁ was třináct , JÁ mněl jsem má nejdříve Amor. Tam was nicka aby v porovnání s má děťátko a nicka came mezi námi , ne - jeden could jakkoli ale jděte nad. Ona mněl jsem mne existující bláznivý , ach JÁ was asterisk struck , ona vzbudil mne autobus deník don’t potřebovat ne Starbucks.
LUDA! When SELF was thirteen , SELF had has first Love. About was nought that compared with has baby plus nought came in our midst , no a inch somehow come above. She had me subsistent mad , oh SELF was star nipples , she woken me bus journal don’t want no Starbucks.
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
« Spanish »
¡Bastante es bastante! ¡Lo he tenido con éstos las serpientes de mierda de la madre en este plano de mierda de la madre!
It is enough enough! I have had it with these the excrement serpents of the mother in this excrement plane of the mother!
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justin bieber wants gaysex
« Latin »
justicia bieber volo gaysex
equity bieber I want gaysex
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Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
« Latin »
Yesterday , Whole my troublesome to be seen so far absent , Now this facial expression when sentiment they're this to stay Oh , I to clear upon yesterday.
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Will you have sex with me?
« Chinese (traditional) »
您是否將有與我的性?
You will have the nature and I?
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honk if you're horny
« Korean »
You will be hard and ten:00 bedspreads which will cry
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What in the hell is this penis doing here?! You're an asshole, the game is oh shit.
« Japanese »
ここにするこの陰茎はである何か。! You' ろくでなしに関して、ゲームは畜生ある。
What where is this penis which is turned to here?! You' Dying regarding with the [ro] [ku], as for the game it is the domesticated fowl and animals raw.
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suck my fury balls
« Japanese »
私の激怒の球を吸いなさい
Inhale the sphere of my rage
Nice shirts like you!