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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The pain dwells deep within the canals of my anus.
« Norwegian »
Illness abode deep by facts canals at my anus.
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It's a Black thing. You wouldn't understand.
« Welsh »
' I sound black thing. ' dogs wouldn't understand.
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with your feet in the air and your head on the ground try this trick and spin it your head will collapse but there is nothing in it and you will ask yourself where is my mind?
« Japanese »
地上の試みの空気そしてあなたの頭部のあなたのフィートによってこのトリックはおよびそれを回す あなたの頭部は倒れる しかしそれに何もない そしてあなた自身に尋ねる 私の心はどこにあるか。
But as for this trick and as for your head which turns that it collapses with the air of terrestrial attempt and your feet of your head there is no at all to that and as for my heart which is asked to you yourself it is somewhere?
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Im horny
« Korean »
단단한 Im
Hard Im
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I like dogs, but wolves are better. Cats are pretty smart too. Sometimes I think the cat owns the human, not the other way around. But griffins are definitely the best.
« Czech »
JÁ do téže míry dogs , aby ne vlky ar lépe. Rajský protlak ar do jisté míry kobaltová modř příliš. Někdy JÁ cenit člen určitý kočka owns člen určitý lidský , ne jinak asi. Aby ne griffins ar jasný člen určitý nejlépe.
SELF like dogs , lest wolves are better. Ketchup are to some extent smart too. Sometimes SELF weigh the pussy cat owns the humane , no the other way aromatically. Lest griffins are shinny the best.
by Kate Halls
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
« Japanese »
What' 死んだ赤ん坊よりおかしいsか。 道化師のスーツの死んだ赤ん坊。
What' S which is stranger than the baby who dies? The baby where the suit of the buffoonery teacher dies.
by Emmi
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"English as She is Spoke"
« Russian »
"English in proportion to it will be knitting needle"
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When the rice is about to boil, take it off the stove and drain the excess for the upcoming human sacrifice.
« Japanese »
Approximately time of the thing where the United States boils take that from the stove separated, super undeserved for sacrifice of the following human flow out.
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Tip me over and pour me out!
« Hungarian »
Tanács én felsõ és önt én ki!
Tip am I upper and you am I who!
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I'm tired of waiting for you.
« Czech »
I'm být otrávený of čekaní do tebe.
I'm wear of of waiting up you.
Nice shirts like you!