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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I like dogs, but wolves are better. Cats are pretty smart too. Sometimes I think the cat owns the human, not the other way around. But griffins are definitely the best.
« Czech »
JÁ do téže míry dogs , aby ne vlky ar lépe. Rajský protlak ar do jisté míry kobaltová modř příliš. Někdy JÁ cenit člen určitý kočka owns člen určitý lidský , ne jinak asi. Aby ne griffins ar jasný člen určitý nejlépe.
SELF like dogs , lest wolves are better. Ketchup are to some extent smart too. Sometimes SELF weigh the pussy cat owns the humane , no the other way aromatically. Lest griffins are shinny the best.
by Kate Halls
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Andrew was irritable that night.
« Latin »
Corridor was to vex when night.
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Milk does a body good.
« Romanian »
Lapte does un corp bun.
Milk does an body good.
by James A. Calwell III
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I just had sex
« German »
Ich hatte gerade Geschlecht
I had straight sex
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i have a jewish nose and a spanish ass
« Japanese »
私にユダヤ人の鼻およびスペインのろばがある
There is a nose and the Spanish donkey of the Judean person in me
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What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.
« Latin »
Anyone to work blondes to work for foreplay? To take away by force its underwear.
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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.
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I can count to twelve while holding my breath.
« Welsh »
Alla chyfrif at 'n ddeuddeg blwc yn cadw 'm anadl.
I am being able reckon to ' heartburn twelve pluck keeping ' ores breath.
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I can has cheeseburger?
« Slovenian »
morem has s sirom in seckljanim zrezkom obložen kruhek?
I may has cheeseburger?
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Windows Vista is awful. Just awful.
« Korean »
The window rain star is severe. It was severe is legitimate.
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