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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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You're the man now, dog!
« Icelandic »
You're the man today , doggy!
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bi is my lo li
« Korean »
비스무트는 나의 낮은 리튬 이다
Rain twenty it is my low-end lithium which sprouts
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Hello, I love you, would you tell me your name?
« Korean »
Hello, B it will be extensive, it spreads out and it talks and and your name theyn in place me it loves?
by j1230xz
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I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky, for I know that the hypnotised never lie.
« Slovenian »
I'll win young and old your paper and smile within upper regions , why yours truly science this hypnotism never untruth.
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dude look like a lady!
« Czech »
squirt look like a queen!
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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That's exactly what I was looking for.
« Turkish »
many that complete not I was movement in.
by Pomme
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i'm a shark, suck my dick, i'm a shark
« Greek »
είμαι ένας καρχαρίας, απορροφώ το Dick μου, είμαι ένας καρχαρίας
I am a shark, I absorb my Dick, I am a shark
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I would like a cup of tea.
« Russian »
Я хотел был бы чашек чаю.
I wanted would be the cups of tea.
Nice shirts like you!