i swear i never eat whale
私は私が決してクジラを食べないことを誓う
I swear that I never do not eat the whale
by onyachamp
for every two there is a third to cast a shadow
pentru fiecare doi acolo is un al treilea la spre castel un a umbri
for either two yonder is an third at at castle an shade
Please go out and pick me up some coffee for the children.
出かけ、子供のためのコーヒーの上の私を選びなさい。
Choose me on the coffee for the going out and the child.
How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
your poop stinks!
あなたの船尾は悪臭を放つ!
Your stern shoots stench!
by Clohe
Japaneses have big cocks.
Japanesesに大きい雄ん鶏がある。
The male which is large to Japaneses it is there is a chicken.
Japan is a peaceful country. It has never invaded any other country. And Nanking massacre never happened.
日本は平和な国である。 それは決してずっと他のどの国にも侵入していない。 そして南京の大虐殺は決して起こらなかった。
Japan peace is the country. That never directly does not invade other every country. And the holocaust of Nanjing did not happen under any condition.
your mother is a trout and you father eats pickled parsnips
あなたの母はマスであり、父漬物のパースニップを食べる
Your mother is mass, the pass nip of the father pickle is eaten