I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Fi would 'n falch dalu 'ch Dydd Mawrth achos a hamburger heddiw.
I would ' heartburn proud pay ' dogs Tuesday because I go hamburger today.
blah blah fish
何とかかんとか魚
Somehow the can or the fish
I would like to have sex with your anus
私はあなたのanusが付いている性を有することを望む
I desire the fact that it possesses the characteristic where your anus has been attached
blah blah fish
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
welcome to burger king may I take your order?
vítat až k měšťan kr l moci JÁ brát tvůj druh?
welcome to burgess king may SELF nibble yours species?
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
In the dark, everything is potentially a basketball.
在黑暗，一切是潜在地篮球。
In darkness, all are the latent basketballs.
mommy, my butt exploded.
お母さんは、私のバット爆発した。
The mother exploded my bat.
you are an asshole
þú ert óákveðinn greinir í ensku hálfviti
you art indefinite article into English moron
