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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
« Chinese (simplified) »
如果我说您有一个美好的身体,您是否会拿着它反对我?
If I said you have a happy body, you can take it to oppose me?
"how would you like a kick right in the taco, buster?"
« Spanish »
" ¿cómo usted tienen gusto de un retroceso correcto en el taco, tipo? "
" how you have taste of a correct backward movement in I mark, type? "
You taught me everything about a poison apple...
« Japanese »
教えた私に毒りんごについてのすべてを…
In me whom you taught everything concerning the poison apple…
My mother loves roses. She smells them when she walks by.
« Japanese »
私の母性愛のばら。 彼女は彼女が歩くときそれらをかぐ。
Rose of my motherhood love. As for her when she walks, those the [gu].
by Jhills
rickies drunk. rickies stoned. rickies drunk and stoned. im not drunk!
« Latin »
rickies madidus. rickies calx. rickies madidus quod calx. im non madidus!
rickies wet. rickies the heel. rickies wet and the heel. im not wet!
My mama always said : Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get.
« Croatian »
Moj mama uvijek je rekao : Život je poput kutija od čokolada. Te nikada znati što ti si gonna dobiti.
My mum constantly said : Curriculum vitae is like case with chocolate. These never know which you are a gonna profit.
great sex
« Korean »
중대한 성
The characteristic which is serious
your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!
« Korean »
당신의 어머니는 양딱총나무의 열매의 냄새난 hampster 및 당신의 아버지이었다!
Your mother smell difficulty hampster of the fruit of the sheep elders and is your father! where
Never gonna let you down.
« Czech »
Nikdy gonna dovolit tebe dole.
Never gonna allow you underneath.
I am Dale Husband, the Honorable Skeptic
« German »
Ich bin Tal-Ehemann, der werte Skeptiker
I am valley husband, the worth sceptic
Nice shirts like you!