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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You taught me everything about a poison apple...
« Japanese »
教えた私に毒りんごについてのすべてを…
In me whom you taught everything concerning the poison apple…
shall we fornicate?
« Japanese »
私達は密通しましょうか。
Will we pass the denseness?
by ralphwiggum
One obstacle to replacing traditional phone service with Voice over IP is that for your existing home phone jacks to work, it's necessary to make a change to your inside telephone wiring.
« Spanish »
Un obstáculo a substituir servicio de teléfono tradicional por voz sobre el IP es ése para que sus gatos de teléfono casero existentes trabajen, it' s necesario realizar un cambio a su cableado interior del teléfono.
An obstacle to replace service of traditional telephone by voice on the IP is that one so that their existing cats of homemade telephone work, it' s necessary to realise a change to its inner wiring of the telephone.
rickies drunk. rickies stoned. rickies drunk and stoned. im not drunk!
« Latin »
rickies madidus. rickies calx. rickies madidus quod calx. im non madidus!
rickies wet. rickies the heel. rickies wet and the heel. im not wet!
My mama always said : Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get.
« Croatian »
Moj mama uvijek je rekao : Život je poput kutija od čokolada. Te nikada znati što ti si gonna dobiti.
My mum constantly said : Curriculum vitae is like case with chocolate. These never know which you are a gonna profit.
yes. please can i have the shicken but without the cream sauce
« Latin »
etiam commodo can ego have shicken tamen vacuus crepito sauce
as yet to make fit can I fui shicken nothwithstanding empty to rattle sauce
There will most likely be a lot of errors in this text, but this automatic translator is my only way to communicate at this point, and I hope I will be somewhat understandable, at least until I can find someone fluent in English or in French.
« Japanese »
少なくとも私が誰かを英語またはフランス語で流暢見つけてもいいまで多分このテキストに多くの間違いがあるが、この自動訳者は私のこの時点で伝達し合う方法だけであり私が幾分理解しやすいことを私は望む。
At least, until I whoever fluency may find with English or French, perhaps there are many mistakes in this text, but this automatic translator is just the method to transmit at my this point in time and I desire the fact that I am easy to understand somewhat.
Murder
« Welsh »
llofruddia, llofruddio, llofruddiwch, alanas, furn, galanas, llofruddiaeth, murn, ngalanas
I murder , murder , you murder , murder , injury , murder , murder , injury , murder
by James A. Calwell III
i am a small boy in a small family
« Japanese »
私は小さい家族の小さい男の子である
I am the boy where the small family is small
chief executive officer bailout
« Japanese »
経営最高責任者の脱出
Escaping of management highest patsy
by Tyler
Nice shirts like you!