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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i want to get in your pants tonight
« Italian »
voglio ottenere stasera in vostri pantaloni
I want to obtain this evening in your pants
Overall the idea of sex with you causes me to have convulsions and inspires me to jump off a bridge or otherwise off myself.
« Japanese »
全面的あなたが付いている性の考えにより私に動乱がある、橋または別の方法で自分自身を離れて跳ぶように促す。
There is a disturbance in me depending upon the thought of the characteristic where extensive you have been attached, that it jumps the bridge or separated with another method, you urge from by yourself.
Something was lost in translation.
« Norwegian »
Et eller annet var mistet i oversettelse.
Something stayed lost in compilation.
insert my penis into your mouth
« Japanese »
あなたの口に私の陰茎を挿入しなさい
Insert my penis in your mouth
shall we fornicate?
« Japanese »
私達は密通しましょうか。
Will we pass the denseness?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
« Korean »
그녀는 바다 해안에 의하여 바다 포탄을 판매한다.
She in compliance with the ocean coast sells the ocean projectile.
One obstacle to replacing traditional phone service with Voice over IP is that for your existing home phone jacks to work, it's necessary to make a change to your inside telephone wiring.
« Spanish »
Un obstáculo a substituir servicio de teléfono tradicional por voz sobre el IP es ése para que sus gatos de teléfono casero existentes trabajen, it' s necesario realizar un cambio a su cableado interior del teléfono.
An obstacle to replace service of traditional telephone by voice on the IP is that one so that their existing cats of homemade telephone work, it' s necessary to realise a change to its inner wiring of the telephone.
blah blah fish
« Chinese (simplified) »
瞎说鱼
Talks nonsense the fish
When I look in your eyes, all of my problems are forgotten and everything feels right again.
« Japanese »
私があなたの目を見るとき、私の問題すべては忘れられ、すべては再度右に感じる。
When I look at your eye, my problem everything is forgotten, as for everything is moved for the second time by the right.
cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it
« Spanish »
grita que un río me construye un puente y consigue sobre él
outcry that a river constructs a bridge and obtains to envelope he to me
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