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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
« Portuguese »
Seja sempre cuidadoso da Software Engineer que carreg uma chave de fenda.
Either always careful of the Engineer Software that carreg a crack key.
Sham wow!
« Chinese (simplified) »
假哇!
False ha!
by Foster
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
I was wondering if a lovely young man like you would be willing to join me for an invigorating cup of tea.
« Czech »
JÁ was divení se -li jeden krásný mladík do téže míry tebe chtěl bych být ochotný až k spojit mne do neurč. člen osvěžit číše of čaj.
SELF was wondering li a neat stripling like you would subsist accommodating to merge me up neurč. member sweeten goblet of tea.
by Maria
Hi my name is jack and i think you are hot.
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジャッキであり、熱いことを私は考える。
Today as for my name it is the jack, I think of hot thing.
by limestallc
Your mom was good in bed.
« Japanese »
あなたのお母さんはベッドでよかった。
Your mother may be the bed.
Welsh corgi cardigan born to be bomba
« French »
Cardigan de corgi de Gallois soutenu pour être bomba
Cardigan of Welshman corgi supported to be bent
Who cares? It's no like anybody saw you.
« Japanese »
だれが気遣うか。 It' 誰でものようなsのNOは会わなかった。
Someone worries? It' NO of s the thing way with someone did not meet.
check out the snow report. Its dumping at Mammoth dude.
« French »
vérifiez le rapport de neige. Son dumping au type gigantesque.
check the report/ratio of snow. Its dumping with the gigantic type.
English to _________ and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Spanish »
Inglés al _______ y a la parte posterior otra vez. Vea what' s perdió (o ganó) en la traducción.
English to _____ and the later part again. It sees what' s lost (or it won) in the translation.
Nice shirts like you!