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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
« Norwegian »
Erfaring er en praktfull ting. Den setter i stand til du å anerkjenne en feil når du lage den atter.
Experience am a grand gear. It enables you to acknowledge a blemish as you brew it again.
Confused Mexicans eat concrete daily.
« Welsh »
'n bendraphen Mexicans bori 'n ddiriaethol 'n ddyddiol.
' heartburn helter-skelter Mexicans graze ' heartburn concrete ' heartburn daily.
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I want you to take your shoes off.
« Turkish »
I istemek sen -e doğru almak senin ayakkabı uzakta.
I wish for you had straight take thine footwear off.
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
« Danish »
hvor i løbet af human begivenheder sig bliver nødvendig nemlig sig folk hen til ophæve den politisk sporgruppe hvilke nyde sammenhængende sig hos en anden og hen til overtage imellem den beføjelser i den forbinde med jorden , den selvstændig og lig station hvorhen den Love i Art og i Art God berettige sig , en ordentlig henseende hen til den skøn i menneskene behøver at de burde tilkendegive den anledninger hvilke tilskynde sig hen til den adskillelse.
where in human events themselves proves requisite that is to say themselves they to abate the political band which receive consecutive themselves by another and to take on between the rights to the earth , the self-contained and alias station where the Rules to Breed and to Breed Good entitle themselves , a nice respect to the estimate to man requires that they ought intimate the reasons which incite themselves to the separation.
I think I am indecisive, but I am not sure
« Japanese »
私は私がはっきりしないが、私が確実ではないことを考える
I am not me clear, but you think of that I am not secure
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
Where is the bathroom? I have to make a gigantic bowel movement.
« German »
Wo ist das Badezimmer? Ich muss einen gigantischen Stuhlgang bilden.
Where is the bathroom? I must form a gigantic chair course.
Gangsta Rap
« Italian »
Colpo secco di Gangsta
Dry blow of Gangsta
I took a field trip to the asylum today.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我今天采取了实地考察到收容所。
I have adopted on-the-spot investigation collection post today.
stop or i will shoot
« German »
Anschlag oder ich schießen
Attack or I shoots
Nice shirts like you!