My dog and me took a long walk this morning. After that, I had a cup of coffee and she had a dish of her favourite dog food.
Il miei cane e me hanno richiesto ad una camminata lunga questa mattina. Dopo quello, ho avuto una tazza di caffè ed ha avuta un piatto del suo alimento di cane favorito.
My dog and I have demanded to a long walk this morning. After that one, I have had a coffee cup and has had a plate of its food of favorite dog.
by Anke
great gatsby! he has done it again
大きいgatsby! 彼はそれをまたやったあることが
Large gatsby! As for him that and was done a certain thing which
would you like a new set of boobs?
вы полюбите новая для того чтобы установить boobs?
you will fall in love new in order to establish boobs?
where do you put your pants, left from the tree and down from sky, mistake is not forgiven by the people with potato noses while the wave of their whales consists only from pure non organic substance known as rectums invoice sublime particle
一方、木からあなたのズボンを、去った置き、彼らのクジラの波が直腸として知られている純粋な非有機性物質からだけ送り状を作る崇高な粒子の成っている間、空から、間違いはポテトの鼻を持つ人々によって許されない
On the one hand, the wave of the putting and their whales which go away from your pants, from the wood the invoice is made from just the pure non organic characteristic substance which is informed as the rectum, 崇 while the high particle has become, from the sky, the mistake is not permitted by the people who have the nose of the potato
by jojo
I've never worn pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous.
I've никога p.p. от wear pantyhose , но то звук опасен.
I've never p.p. from wear pantyhose , but it звук apprehend.
Can I put my penis in you? Sure, I'm free Saturday. Does that work for you?
Kunne JEG opstille mig penis i jer? Sikker , Jeg er omkostningsfrit Lørdag. Gør at arbejde nemlig jer?
Could I pose me painful to you? Certain , I am free Saturday. Doing that jobs that is to say you?
by Shane (quote from Maninthebox)
Strait from the horses mouth.
Ahdinko polveutua hevosenkenkä kita.
Crowd from shod jaw.
by Firebeard20X6
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
i came so fast my load exploded on all of those apples
私は来た従って私の負荷はそれらのりんごすべてで爆発される絶食する
I came, therefore as for my load it is exploded you fast at those apple everything
man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
上床与痒的二赖子的人醒与有臭味的手指
Goes to bed with bum's person who itches awakes with has the stink finger