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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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snap crackle pop
« German »
Schnellknisternknall
High-speed kneeling star bang
heartburn
« Welsh »
d, dd
heartburn , heartburn
snap crackle pop
« Greek »
αιφνιδιαστικό κροτάλισμα λαϊκό
unforeseen rattle popular
Rock out with your cock out!
« Croatian »
Hrid vanjska strana sa vašim pijetao vanjska strana!
Scar surface with your cock surface!
by Bassastingur
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
Would you run to the store to get hot dogs, frozen pizza, and ice cream?
« Slovenian »
hoteti vi iti do trgovina zadobiti vroč kovinski podstavek polena v kaminu , zmrzel samčev ud , ter sladoled?
yammer you walk up to traffic to obtain warmly dogs , frozen pizzle , and water ice?
by Ashley N.
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog Where no one notices the contrast of white on white And in between the moon and you the angels get a better view Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right I walk in the air between the rain through myself and back again Where? I dont know Maria says shes dying through the door I hear her crying Why? I dont know
« Japanese »
ステップは霧に正面玄関幻影を好む 誰も白の白の対照に気づかないところ そして月およびあなたの間に天使は間違ったと右の間で砕ける相違のよりよい概観を得る 私は自分自身を通って雨の間で空気で背部ところで再度歩き、か。 私は知らない 私が彼女の叫ぶことを聞くドアを通って死んでいるマリアはshesを言う なぜか。 私は知らない
As for step at the point where no one who likes front entryway illusion in the fog becomes aware in contrast of white of white and month and you between that you were wrong, me who obtain the outline where the difference which breaks between the right is better you passing by your, between the rain with the air to walk the angel for the second time at the back section place? As for me passing by the door which inquires about that me who do not know her you shout the Mary who has died is shes, why? I do not know
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Latin »
EGO bought a novus computer quod is does non muneris rectus quod iam EGO sum iens sumo is tergum.
I bought a novel calculation and this does not service straight and now I to be going to take this back.
In this complicated and ineffable universe, it is important to remember the simple things in life.
« Japanese »
この複雑で、言い難い宇宙では、生命の簡単な事を覚えていることは重要である。
Being this complicated, at inexpressible outer space, as for remembering the simple thing of life it is important.
microsoft is evil
« Japanese »
マイクロソフトは邪悪である
Microsoft is wicked
Nice shirts like you!