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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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double negatives are never fun
« Japanese »
二重陰性は決して楽しみではない
The duplication negativity never is not the pleasure
I was wondering if a lovely young man like you would be willing to join me for an invigorating cup of tea.
« Czech »
JÁ was divení se -li jeden krásný mladík do téže míry tebe chtěl bych být ochotný až k spojit mne do neurč. člen osvěžit číše of čaj.
SELF was wondering li a neat stripling like you would subsist accommodating to merge me up neurč. member sweeten goblet of tea.
by Maria
the people on the roof will eat your food
« Chinese (simplified) »
屋顶的人民将吃您的食物
The roof people will eat your food
Feed the cat with a mouse and you will get lots of money!
« Croatian »
Hranjenje mačka sa mišem i te htijenje dobiti puno od novac!
Nutrition cat with a mouse plus these volition profit a lot with money!
by Herc
please do not feed the fish
« Icelandic »
þóknast gera ekki fæða the fiskur
satisfy do not give birth to the fishy
My dick is a lot bigger than yours!
« German »
Mein Dick ist viel größer als Ihr!
My thick is much larger than it!
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
« Icelandic »
Giska á hvaða?! ÉG got a hiti , og the eini fyrirskipun. er fleiri týtuber!
Giska á river ;fn)?! I litter a temperature , and the sole prescription. is further mountain cranberry!
by Rick
I usually kill cockroaches with my shoe
« Japanese »
私は通常私の靴を持つゴキブリを殺す
I kill the cockroach which usually has my shoes
where are the prostitutes?
« Chinese (traditional) »
在哪裡妓女?
In where prostitute?
by Rick
the norwegian translation is not correct. No wonder it gets strange.
« Norwegian »
nordmannen oversettelse korrigerer ikke. Ikke så rart det irriterer meg rart.
the Norwegian compilation am not adjusting. No wonder it gets me strange.
Nice shirts like you!