Die in a fire.
Kuihtua kotona ampua.
Die in plug.
Where is your rooster, Buck?
Où est votre coq, mâle ?
Where is your cock, male?
by Hurrai
The shit hit the fan
粪击中了风扇
The excrement has hit the ventilator
by BD
I work in higher education.
JÁ přimísit vyšší instruktáž.
SELF admix superior education.
by David Minger
I fuck your ass
JÁ do prdele tvůj osel
SELF fuck it yours jackass
I have 5 bicycles, but only 3 of which I currently ride.
私に3つだけが私現在乗る5台の自転車があるが。
There are 5 bicycles where just three my presently rides in me but.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
If you say homework isn't a waste of time, you are wasting you're life on something very unimportant.
宿題isn'を言えば; t時間の無駄、you'を無駄にしている; 重要でない何かの再生命非常に。
Assignment isn& If you say the #039; Wastefulness and you& of t time; The #039 is made wasteful; Some re-life which is not important very.
by Chizubaga
My girlfriend said to me, you are a pervert! I said, thats a big word for a girl of nine.
私のガールフレンドは私のにである変質者言った! 私は、それである9の女の子のための大きい単語言った。
Although as for my girl friend me the pervert who is you said! I said for the girl of 9 where that it is large word.
by Q77