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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
« Japanese »
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
will you get naked and fuck?
« Japanese »
露出し、性交に得るか。
It exposes, obtains in sexual intercourse?
I am a walrus.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我是海象。
I am the walrus.
by Rollins
I have a rather large penis would you enjoy pleasuring yourself upon it?
« Japanese »
私に幾分大きい陰茎がそれにあなた自身をpleasuring楽しむあるか。
The penis which is large to me somewhat pleasuring enjoys you yourself to that, it is?
I hope that my father does not hate me after my bad grades
« Japanese »
私は私の父が私の悪い等級の後で私を憎まないことを望む
I desire the fact that I am not hated after the class where my father me is bad
I like big butts and i cannot lie
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de extremidades grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet
a cat is very fast animal if you consider her weight and if she is in a open field among flowers
« Japanese »
猫は彼女の重量を考慮すれば、そして彼女が花間の開いた分野にあれば非常に速い動物である
If the cat considers her weight, if and it is in the field which she opened between the flowers, it is the very fast animal
Mom I want to fuck, you let me
« Chinese (traditional) »
我想要性交的媽媽,您讓我
I want sexual intercourse's mother, you let me
I just crapped myself
« Korean »
나는 지금 막 배변했다
I evacuated now just
Why is the rum always gone?
« Latin »
Quare est rum usquequaque absentis?
Wherefore is rum always absent?
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