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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
« German »
Tun Sie an andere, da Sie sie an Sie würden tun lassen.
Do to others, since you would let them do to you.
more cowbell
« Icelandic »
fleiri týtuber
further mountain cranberry
How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
« Japanese »
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
Correction: She likes to ride the trouser snake to tuna town.
« Spanish »
Corrección: Ella tiene gusto de montar la serpiente del pantalón a la ciudad del atún.
Correction: It has taste to mount the serpent from the trousers to the city of the tuna.
I like big butts and i cannot lie
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de extremidades grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
« Italian »
Il pifferaio del Peter ha selezionato un peck dei peperoni marinati. Un peck del pifferaio marinato del Peter dei peperoni ha selezionato. Se il pifferaio del Peter selezionasse un peck dei peperoni marinati, dove il peck del pifferaio marinato del Peter dei peperoni è selezionato?
The pifferaio of marinati Peter it has selected a peck of the capsicum. A peck of the pifferaio marinato of Peter of the capsicum it has selected. If the pifferaio of marinati Peter it selected a peck of the capsicum, where the peck of the pifferaio marinato of Peter of the capsicum it is selected?
If Harry Potter is so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« French »
Si Harry Potter est si magique, pourquoi la pente il traitent sa propre vue et obtiennent étendue. Un homme d'adolescent ne devrait pas avoir besoin d'un manche à  balai pour s'accrocher sur.
If Harry Potter is so magic, why the slope it treat its own sight and obtain wide. A man d' teenager should not need d' a handle with  brush for s' to hang on.
Japan is a peaceful country. It has never invaded any other country. And Nanking massacre never happened.
« Japanese »
日本は平和な国である。 それは決してずっと他のどの国にも侵入していない。 そして南京の大虐殺は決して起こらなかった。
Japan peace is the country. That never directly does not invade other every country. And the holocaust of Nanjing did not happen under any condition.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
« Danish »
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
Nice shirts like you!