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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Anybody home?
« Serbian »
Bilo ko dom?
Anybody limited space?
I'm your worst nightmare.
« Italian »
I' m. il vostro incubo più difettoso.
I' m. your defective incubus.
by Forest
Do not make me cry.
« Japanese »
私に叫びをしてはいけない。
In me you do not have to shout.
by Beni
Where is the nearest truck stop?
« Portuguese »
Onde está o batente de caminhão o mais próximo?
Where it is the jamb of the next truck?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
« French »
N'allant jamais vous donner vers le haut, n'allant jamais vous laisser vers le bas.
N' never going to give you, n' upwards; never going to leave you downwards.
you are very pretty
« Japanese »
非常にきれいである
It is very clean
Forget the kissing and go straight to fucking, bitch.
« French »
Oubliez les baisers et allez directement à baiser, chienne.
Forget the kisses and go directly to kissing, bitch.
Where the fuck is the remote control?
« Latin »
Qua fuck est longinquus imperium?
By which route fuck is remote sovereignty?
Can I have your number?
« Chinese (traditional) »
我可以有您的數字?
I may have your digit?
You turn me on. I like it when you caress me
« Icelandic »
Þú snúa mig á. ÉG eins og það hvenær þú blíðuhót mig
You twist myself river. I as though there when you endearment myself
Nice shirts like you!