I liked baked beans when I was a child, but now I am older, I much prefer sausages.
私は私が子供だったが、今より古い、I大いに好むソーセージをときに焼かれた豆を好んだ。
I me was the child, but it is old from now, I the bean which is baked the sausage which is liked greatly the time was liked.
by Jamie
The shit hit the fan
粪击中了风扇
The excrement has hit the ventilator
by BD
Hello. My name is the best person in the whole wide world which is what makes me awesome.
你好。 我的名字是的整体宽世界的最佳的人什么使我令人敬畏。
Hello. My name is the entire body width world's best person anything causes me to be formidable.
I have 5 bicycles, but only 3 of which I currently ride.
私に3つだけが私現在乗る5台の自転車があるが。
There are 5 bicycles where just three my presently rides in me but.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
If you say homework isn't a waste of time, you are wasting you're life on something very unimportant.
宿題isn'を言えば; t時間の無駄、you'を無駄にしている; 重要でない何かの再生命非常に。
Assignment isn& If you say the #039; Wastefulness and you& of t time; The #039 is made wasteful; Some re-life which is not important very.
by Chizubaga
My girlfriend said to me, you are a pervert! I said, thats a big word for a girl of nine.
私のガールフレンドは私のにである変質者言った! 私は、それである9の女の子のための大きい単語言った。
Although as for my girl friend me the pervert who is you said! I said for the girl of 9 where that it is large word.
by Q77
I hope that my father does not hate me after my bad grades
私は私の父が私の悪い等級の後で私を憎まないことを望む
I desire the fact that I am not hated after the class where my father me is bad
i am the most awesome person to ever live
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
too drunk to fuck
quoque madidus ut fuck
also wet when fuck
