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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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If you say homework isn't a waste of time, you are wasting you're life on something very unimportant.
« Japanese »
宿題isn'を言えば; t時間の無駄、you'を無駄にしている; 重要でない何かの再生命非常に。
Assignment isn& If you say the #039; Wastefulness and you& of t time; The #039 is made wasteful; Some re-life which is not important very.
by Chizubaga
My girlfriend said to me, you are a pervert! I said, thats a big word for a girl of nine.
« Japanese »
私のガールフレンドは私のにである変質者言った! 私は、それである9の女の子のための大きい単語言った。
Although as for my girl friend me the pervert who is you said! I said for the girl of 9 where that it is large word.
by Q77
I hope that my father does not hate me after my bad grades
« Japanese »
私は私の父が私の悪い等級の後で私を憎まないことを望む
I desire the fact that I am not hated after the class where my father me is bad
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
too drunk to fuck
« Latin »
quoque madidus ut fuck
also wet when fuck
Beauty is truth, and truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know.
« Korean »
아름다움은 진실 및 진실 아름다움이다; 그것은 지구와 모든 ye 필요에 아는 모든 ye 알고 있다 이다.
Being beautiful, truth and truth being beautiful, is; It is knowing and endurance and all ye where knows all ye necessary.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
« Danish »
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusの中に置くあなたの友人である。
I am your friend who is placed in your anus.
i fuck bandic and josipovic together with that motherfucker sanader and that bitch kosor
« Japanese »
私はそのmotherfuckerのsanaderおよびその雌犬のkosorとともにbandicおよびjosipovic性交する
I have sexual intercourse with sanader of the motherfucker and kosor of its female dog bandic and josipovic
To infinity and beyond
« Czech »
Až k do nekonečna a na druhou stranu
To until the cows come home plus beyond
by James A. Calwell III
Nice shirts like you!