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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I like to have sex with small men.
« Slovenian »
imam rad imeti spol s tesen men.
I like to have sex with tight men.
by Sybe
This computer had a bad disc drive.
« Latin »
Is computer had a nocens pervideo coegi.
This calculation fueram a bad to look over to bring together.
Just what the hell do you think you are doing here?
« Japanese »
ちょうど何ここにしている考えるか。
Exactly, it has turned to some here, you think?
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, whiping cum off his chin, if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.
« Japanese »
一度嫌なやつがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼は彼の顎を離れて付きでwhipingにやにや笑いと私の耳が私がそれと性交するcunt言った。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time hateful person and therefore he can inhale that long. As for him the whiping grinningly laughing my ear I that cunt which has sexual intercourse said with the attachment from that jaw separated.
The American people want us to work together. They don't want to see us dividing along partisan lines on the most serious crisis confronting our country."
« Serbian »
Određeni član Amerikanac narod oskudica nama za posao zajedno. Oni nemoj oskudica za vidjeti nama razjedinjavanje uzduž pristalica obrana na temelju preko ozbiljan kriza suočavanje naš država "
The American country dearth us after affair together. They don't dearth after lift up the eyes us disuniting by henchman weapon on across earnest crisis confrontation our commonwealth "
Here's looking at you, kid.
« Danish »
Her er ser ud henne ved jer , barn.
Here's appears at you , babe.
If seven maids with seven mops each swept for half a year, do you suppose, the walrus said, that they could get it clear?
« Latin »
Si septem virgo per septem mops sulum swept pro dimidium a annus , operor vos volo , walrus said , ut they could adepto is videlicet?
If you wish seven maiden very seven mops each swept for half a year , to work you I want walrus said , when they could to obtain this it is clear?
by Carroll
Hurry, they are coming!
« Serbian »
Žuriti , oni biti dolazak!
Haste , they subsist advent!
I regret to inform you that your mother has passed away.
« Slovenian »
žal mi je sporočiti vi to vaš mati has prelaz stran.
žal we there is write you this yours venter has passage wing.
by Ethan
I would like to have your mother in my bed
« Slovenian »
rad bi kupil življati vaš tašča svoj postelja
I would like to buy have yours mother-in-law your kip
Nice shirts like you!