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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Bite my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばをかみなさい
Bite the donkey of the metal which has my gloss
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Croatian »
Oplodan listić diem. Posjedovati dan , momčadija. Izraditi tvoj marva poseban.
Carpel diem. Possess day , boys. Fabricate yours livestock specific.
I want you to take your shoes off.
« Turkish »
I istemek sen -e doğru almak senin ayakkabı uzakta.
I wish for you had straight take thine footwear off.
How is the weather over there?
« Dutch »
Hoe is daar het weer over?
How there is it?
Hey girl, how you're doing?
« Portuguese »
Hey menina, como you' re fazer?
Hey girl, as you' reverse speed to make?
God is my Saviour
« Korean »
신은 나의 구원자이다
Is my savior whom puts on
Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Croatian »
Zašto je Chicago prijeći cesta?
Why has it been Chicago come over road?
we live in a society fueled by caffeine
« Chinese (simplified) »
我们在咖啡因刺激的社会居住
We in caffeine stimulation social housing
The sight of ed's empty food bowl...He was always fed from a small bowl in the front room.
« Croatian »
vidik od ed's prazan jelo zdjela. On je uvijek hranjen from malolitražan zdjela in prednja strana soba.
vista with ed's wasteful meal vessel. Him had constantly fed from a small vessel in head chamber.
My dick wants to be a DJ.
« Japanese »
私の嫌なやつはDJでありたいと思う。
My hateful person thinks that we would like to be DJ.
Nice shirts like you!