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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I usually like for the girl to pleasure me first, then it is her turn. unless she is extremely attractive, in which case she does not get a turn at all.
« Japanese »
私は通常喜びに女の子のために私を最初に好む、そしてそれは彼女の回転である。 彼女が非常に魅力的でなければ、彼女が回転を全然得なければ。
I in the normality joy first like me for the girl, and that is her revolution. If she is not very attractive, if she does not obtain revolution at all.
I got it bad, so bad. I am hot for teacher.
« Croatian »
JA je dobio Internet loš , na taj naèin loš. Ja sam naljut za vas nauèiti.
I got IT unsatisfactory , to this mode unsatisfactory. I am a hot for you to learn.
you are gay
« Russian »
вы голубой
you blue
English to _________ and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation
« Filipino »
ingles sa _________ at gulugod uli. makita ano nawala ( o makinabang ) di tagapagsalin
english toward _________ and spinal column again. sight what lost ( oh gain ) in translator
A virgin became pregnant in one B C.
« Welsh »
Forwyn became 'n feichiog i mewn hun B C.
Maid became ' heartburn pregnant in self Boom Dogs.
Jazz is a beautiful, awsome service puppy in training for Helping Paws, a non profit organization that trains dogs to assist people with disabilities other than sight and hearing.
« Croatian »
Džez je lijep awsome poslužitelj štene in odgajanje za Pomoć Šape , ne dobit organizacije taj vlakovi psi to pomoći narod sa nedostatak drugom osim vidik i sluh.
Jazz had trig awsome server puppy in tuition for Help Paws , does not profit organizations this trains dogs this to aid you people from an weakness other than vista plus hearing.
by Louise
I don't like wine as much as I like milk
« Chinese (traditional) »
我don' 像酒的t,和我喜歡牛奶一样多
My don' Looks like the liquor t, likes the milk with me being equally many
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
« Japanese »
現実はただ錯覚、とはいえ非常に耐久性がある1である。
Actuality is simply hallucination, with says 1 where there is a durability very.
Do not fuck with me.
« Latin »
Operor non fuck me.
To work not fuck me.
by Molly
Fuck you.
« Welsh »
Fuck 'ch.
Fuck ' dogs.
Nice shirts like you!