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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Once I was afraid, I was petrified.
« Japanese »
私が恐れていたら、私は石化していた。
When I feared, I was fossilized.
will you take a clean bath
« Japanese »
きれいな浴室を取る
The clean bathroom is taken
by pradee
I love you.
« Welsh »
Cara 'ch.
I love ' dogs.
I would rather you not touch me there
« Japanese »
私はむしろ私にそこに触れない
I on the other hand do not touch there in me
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
« Japanese »
私は小さいティーポット、不足分およびスタウトである。
I the small tea pot, am shortage and the stout.
caleb has a 10 inch penis
« Japanese »
calebに10インチの陰茎がある
There is a penis of 10 inches in caleb
I like sex
« Chinese (traditional) »
我喜歡性
I like the nature
There are ducks in my head, and i think im going to be dead.
« Filipino »
diyan ay umilag di akin panguluhan , at ako isipin im pag-alis sa maaari patay.
there are duck in my head , and me think im pag - deprive toward possible extinct.
Would you give me a piggy back ride I am very tired form the hike
« Korean »
당신은 저에게 나가 아주 피로한 모양 하이킹인 피기백 탐을 줄 것입니다
You go out to me and the piggyback which is a shape high king who becomes fatigued quite burning, will decrease
my penis glows during eloquent fucking
« Chinese (simplified) »
在雄辩的该死的混蛋期间,我的阴茎发光
In incontrovertibly should die bastard period, my penis illumination
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