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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The shit hit the fan
« Chinese (simplified) »
粪击中了风扇
The excrement has hit the ventilator
by BD
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
Would you please scratch my rooster. It has a rash and loves it when you rub him.
« French »
Vous svp rayeriez mon coq. Il a une éruption et des amours il quand vous le frottez.
You please rayeriez my cock. It has an eruption and loves it when you rub it.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire.
« Chinese (simplified) »
爱德华Cullen是一个闪耀的吸血鬼。
Edward Cullen is a sparkle blood suck ghost.
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
I did not inhale!
« Slovenian »
sem storil ne vdihniti!
I made thingummy whiff!
too drunk to fuck
« Latin »
quoque madidus ut fuck
also wet when fuck
He is a repeat violator.
« Spanish »
Él es un violador de la repetición.
He is a rapist of the repetition.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
« Danish »
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusの中に置くあなたの友人である。
I am your friend who is placed in your anus.
Nice shirts like you!