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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
there is a hole in my bucket
« Serbian »
onde 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu jedan rupa unutra moj kanta
beyond 3. wis with IT BE from present a limited space in my barrel
I want to buy a puppy dog.
« Czech »
JÁ potřeba až k koupit jeden hejsek být v patách.
SELF want to purchase a squirt dog.
William Shatner is James T. Kirk Commanding officer of the Starship Enterprise.
« Japanese »
ウィリアムシャトナーはStarship企業のジェームスT.のスコットランド教会の指令官である。
The William plain gauze toner is commander of the Scottish church of [jiemusu] T. of Starship enterprise.
by Fluf
Who cares? It's no like anybody saw you.
« Japanese »
だれが気遣うか。 It' 誰でものようなsのNOは会わなかった。
Someone worries? It' NO of s the thing way with someone did not meet.
Like shooting fish in a barrel
« Italian »
Come i pesci della fucilazione in un barilotto
Like the fish of the execution in a keg
I have a carving knife and a boning knife.
« Japanese »
私にナイフおよび骨を抜くナイフがある。
There is a knife and a knife which pulls out the bone in me.
Holy shit! Porkchop sandwiches! Get the fuck out!
« Czech »
Svatý hovno! Porkchop sendvič! Dostat košem do prdele mimo!
Sainted shit! Porkchop sandwich! Meet with refusal fuck it without!
You are a day late and a dollar short.
« Spanish »
Usted es un día tarde y un cortocircuito del dólar.
You are a day behind schedule and a short circuit of the dollar.
where are the prostitutes?
« Chinese (traditional) »
在哪裡妓女?
In where prostitute?
by Rick
Nice shirts like you!