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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
cum en mi tetas
« Spanish »
cum tetas del en MI
cum teats of in MY
Jesus wants to eat your asshole with fish sauce.
« Croatian »
Isus ištanje to jesti tvoj asshole sa riba umak.
Jesus want this have you yours asshole from an fish juice.
To be or not to be.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭。
The survival destroys.
im a little teapot short and stout
« Chinese (simplified) »
im小的茶壶短小和烈性黑啤酒
the im small teapot is short and fierce black beer
by your mom
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
« Filipino »
sapat ay sapat! ako may had ito kumuha tesis motherfucking ahas sa ito motherfucking antas!
enough are enough! me have had it withdraw thesis motherfucking serpent toward it motherfucking degree!
tainted love
« Chinese (simplified) »
被感染的爱
Love which infects
How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
« Japanese »
どの位木、木は木製のチャックが木をチャックで取り付けたら、チャックをチャックで取り付けるか。
Which rank wood and the wood when the chuck of the wood product installs the wood with the chuck, install the chuck with the chuck?
by Flameel
Gently enter your mate while she is lying in the missionary position
« Korean »
그녀가 정상 체위에서 속이고 있는 동안 온화하게 당신의 동료에 들어가십시오
She inside and while is mildly from missionary position, enter into your colleague
Nice shirts like you!