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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I'm never on time, and always in love.
« Norwegian »
Jeg er aldri presis , og alltid forelsket.
I'm never accurate , and always enamoured.
I like to go shopping for shirts, but my favorite thing to buy are dresses.
« Turkish »
I beğenmek -e doğru gitmek alışveriş için gömlek , ama benim bkz. favour şey -e doğru satın almak are giydirmek.
I like had straight go to buying and selling in shirt , but my bkz. whiskers thing had straight purchase are clothe.
God, grant me the serenity, to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
« Japanese »
神は、私に私が変えることができない事を受け入れるために平静を、相違を知っても私が、知恵いい事を変える勇気許可し
As for God, difference knowing calmness, in order to accept the fact that I cannot change into me, but I the courage which changes intelligence good thing permit,
by Nicole
i cheated on my girlfriend
« Italian »
ho truffato sulla mia amica
I have swindled on my friend
Computer is amazing machine without engine.
« Greek »
Ο υπολογιστής καταπλήσσει τη μηχανή χωρίς μηχανή.
The computer surprises the machine without machine.
by Doxy
Trees have bark.
« Hungarian »
Fák volna ugat.
Trees have yelp.
Liar pants on fire hanging from the telephone wire.
« Greek »
Εσώρουχα ψευτών στην ένωση πυρκαγιάς από το τηλεφωνικό καλώδιο.
Underwears of liars in the union of fire from the telephone cable.
by Terrence
Blue whales have a six foot long erection.
« Japanese »
シロナガスクジラに6フィート長の建設がある。
There is construction of 6 feet length in the margin fin whale.
bugger, bugger fuck, fuck
« Italian »
maledica, maledica la scopata, scopata
it curses, it curses the swept one, swept
by Chris
WE ARE URSA MAJOR!
« Korean »
우리는 큰곰자리이다!
Us is a Great Bear! where
Nice shirts like you!