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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
« Swedish »
EN rullande sten samla ihop nej moss.
A escalator stone hoard nos pulp.
by dbsmall
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
« Czech »
Lepší vrabec v hrsti než holub na støeše.
Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow.
by dbsmall
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
« Czech »
JÁ chtìl bych dosti mít jeden láhev pøed mne , než jeden èelenka lobotomy.
SELF would rather hold a jar near me , than a tiara lobotomy.
You must treat me with respect in my home.
« Filipino »
ka dapat gamutin ako kumuha pagpitaganan di akin tahanan.
you must doctor me withdraw respect in my domicile.
I would like to get drunk tonight
« Latin »
EGO would amo impetro madidus tonight
I would to love to get wet tonight
by Kimzza
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
« Japanese »
速い茶色の孤は不精な犬を飛び越す。
The orphan of fast brown jumps over the lazy dog.
Scars on shins and scars on my knuckles Today I woke up in a basketball court Jonjo's in Sydney and he aint returning Im sitting in soho trying to stay drunk
« Latin »
Vix in crus quod vix in meus knuckles Hodie EGO woke sursum in a basketball villa Jonjo's in Sydney quod is aint recidivus Im sitting in soho trying moror madidus
Scarcely upon shin and scarcely upon my knuckles Today I woke upwards upon a basketball country house Jonjo's upon Sydney and this aint returning Im sitting upon soho trying to stay wet
by renderanything
Vampires do not sparkle.
« Latin »
Lamia operor non mico.
Witch to work not to serve.
You smell like salty garbage.
« Korean »
당신은 짠 쓰레기 같이 냄새맡는다.
You sniff the salty trash together.
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
« Portuguese »
Eu dei-lhe meu coração e deu-me uma pena.
I gave my heart and I gave to me a penalty to it.
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