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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I want to have sexual intercourse with you, for you are an incredibly beautiful woman.
« Welsh »
Fi angen at ca 'n rhywiol chyfathrach chennych , atat ydy an 'n anghredadwy 'n arddun benyw.
I need to I have ' heartburn sexual affinity you may whiten , to he is being cowardly ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn sublime female.
by Forrest
you be the prince and i will be the princess
« Korean »
당신은 황태자있고 나는 공주일 것이다
You is Crown Prince and is a public week thing
Playing with yourself is fun
« Chinese (simplified) »
使用与你自己是乐趣
The use and you are the pleasure
some say he sucks the moisture from ducks
« Welsh »
rhyw ddeud sipia 'r gwlybaniaeth chan hwyaid
sex say I sip ' group wet with ducks
by Yemathums
Piss off
« Japanese »
怒らせなさい
Upset do
by kalee
You have a nice pair of boots
« Croatian »
Te imati izbirljiv pariti od sluga
These have lickerish steam with valet
Rock out with your cock out!
« Croatian »
Hrid vanjska strana sa vašim pijetao vanjska strana!
Scar surface with your cock surface!
by Bassastingur
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Bulgarian »
джентълмен Ти can't бия се in тук ; този е определителен член Война Място! " —Dr. Strangelove
джентълмен You can't бия oneself in here този е определителен член War Място! —Dr. Strangelove
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
Nice shirts like you!