I like turtles
Tengo gusto de tortugas
I have taste of turtles
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
A eső Spanyolországban női fűző főleg a gépen.
THE falling In Spain stays mainly on the plane.
Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
다만 남자이라고 죽는 Mama. 나의 방아쇠이라고 지금 당겨진 그의 머리에 대하여 총을 he' 두십시오; 죽은 s.
Mama where as the man dies only. As my trigger about his head which now comes to pull the gun he& #039 put; S where dies.
I love books. It is people I don't get. That's why I enjoy being alone.
EGO diligo libri. Is est populus EGO don't adepto. Ut quare EGO utor solitas.
I to value highly book. This is populace I don't to obtain. When wherefore I to use lonliness.
Playing with yourself is fun
使用与你自己是乐趣
The use and you are the pleasure
i just saw a guy tripping over a rock! his fall was hilarious!
« Chinese (traditional) »
我看見人絆倒在岩石! 他的秋天是熱鬧的!
I see the human to trip in the rock! His autumn is lively!
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
su madre era un hampster, y su eperlano del padre de bayas del saúco
her mother was to hampster, and her eperlano of the father of berries of the elder
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
Thi是我的侦探，他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
