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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
« Welsh »
Eginais ddyn i mewn Reno jyst at bugeila 'i darfod.
I germinated man in Reno just to watch ' I perish.
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Bulgarian »
джентълмен Ти can't бия се in тук ; този е определителен член Война Място! " —Dr. Strangelove
джентълмен You can't бия oneself in here този е определителен член War Място! —Dr. Strangelove
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« French »
" ; Messieurs ! Vous can' ; combat de t dedans ici ; c'est la salle "opérations renseignement" ! " ; - Dr. Strangelove
& quot; Sirs! You can& #039; T fights inside here; c' is the room " operations renseignement" ! & quot; - Dr. Strangelove
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Welsh »
Brynais a 'n grai chyfrifiadur a gwna mo function cerydda a awron Dwi yn cerdded at chymer 'i bacia.
I bought I go ' heartburn new computer I go do not function I correct I go now I Am being walking to he takes ' I I back.
In this complicated and ineffable universe, it is important to remember the simple things in life.
« Korean »
이 복잡한 말로 표현할 수 없는 우주에서는, 생활에 있는 간단한 것을 기억하는 것이 중요하다.
Important from the outer space will not be able to express at the end which is this complexity to remember the fact that is simple is to life.
does anybody here know who the fuck i am?!
« Russian »
делает кто-нибудь здесь знайте кого fuck я?!
makes someone here know whom fuck I?!
I apologise for the damage done to your grandfather.
« Korean »
나는 주어진 당신의 할아버지에게 피해를 위해 사과한다.
I respect a damage apologize in your grandfather whom comes to give.
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
Nice shirts like you!