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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
It's my birthday soon!
« Welsh »
'i s 'm ben-blwydd 'n ebrwydd!
' I sound ' ores birthday ' heartburn quick!
by CDiFan237
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
I want to kick your puppy and take a bath in the ocean.
« Korean »
나는 당신의 강아지를 걷어차고 대양에 있는 목욕을 가지고 가고 싶다.
I kick hard your pup and the bath which is to the ocean and going i have i want.
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
electrons are flying around the nucleus, just because they are hyper over coffee
« Welsh »
electrons ydy yn adeinio am 'r nucleus , jyst achos ]n hyper ar choffi
electrons he is being succoring about ' group nucleus , just because n one may push signs you remember
im a little teapot short and stout
« Chinese (simplified) »
im小的茶壶短小和烈性黑啤酒
the im small teapot is short and fierce black beer
by your mom
Someone please to explain to me what Jesus is doing on this slice of toast?
« Filipino »
isang tao masiyahan sa ipaliwanag sa ako ano heswita ay kagagawan sa ito hiwain ng tustahin?
freak please toward account toward me what jesuit are doing toward it slice of toast?
by Aepheh
I am proud to be an American
« Japanese »
私はアメリカ人で自慢している
I brag being the American,
by Beni
Nice shirts like you!