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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
The loudest noise comes from the electric kitten
« Italian »
Il rumore forte viene dal gattino elettrico
The strong noise comes from gattino the electrical worker
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
But the kid isn't my son.
« Turkish »
ama belgili tanýmlýk çocuk isn't benim oðul.
but the infant isn't my swarm of bees.
by Jeet
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« French »
" ; Messieurs ! Vous can' ; combat de t dedans ici ; c'est la salle "opérations renseignement" ! " ; - Dr. Strangelove
& quot; Sirs! You can& #039; T fights inside here; c' is the room " operations renseignement" ! & quot; - Dr. Strangelove
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
« Chinese (simplified) »
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
once bitten twice shy
« Russian »
как только сдерживаемое дважды застенчивое
as soon as held in control twice shy
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Greek »
" Κύριοι! Εσείς can' πάλη τ εδώ αυτό είναι το πολεμικό δωμάτιο! " - Ο Δρ Strangelove
&? quot Gentlemen! You can&? #039 fight t here this is the martial room! &? quot - Dr Strangelove
I want to kick your puppy and take a bath in the ocean.
« Korean »
나는 당신의 강아지를 걷어차고 대양에 있는 목욕을 가지고 가고 싶다.
I kick hard your pup and the bath which is to the ocean and going i have i want.
Nice shirts like you!