i just saw a guy tripping over a rock! his fall was hilarious!
« Chinese (traditional) »
我看見人絆倒在岩石! 他的秋天是熱鬧的!
I see the human to trip in the rock! His autumn is lively!
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CHOP IT OFF!!!
JE JURE À UN DIEU QUE JE LE COUPERAI AU LOIN ! ! !
I SWEAR WITH GOD THAT I WILL CUT IT TO FAR! ! !
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
su madre era un hampster, y su eperlano del padre de bayas del saúco
her mother was to hampster, and her eperlano of the father of berries of the elder
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
U bent een ongelooflijk mooie vrouw. Zou u bij me zich voor een drank
aansluiten?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you dovetail yourself me
for a spirits?
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
Thi是我的侦探，他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
To be or not to be!
by niko
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
But the kid isn't my son.
ama belgili tanýmlýk çocuk isn't benim oðul.
but the infant isn't my swarm of bees.
by Jeet
