There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
su madre era un hampster, y su eperlano del padre de bayas del saúco
her mother was to hampster, and her eperlano of the father of berries of the elder
shiver me timbers
« Chinese (traditional) »
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
U bent een ongelooflijk mooie vrouw. Zou u bij me zich voor een drank
aansluiten?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you dovetail yourself me
for a spirits?
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
Thi是我的侦探，他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Eginais ddyn i mewn Reno jyst at bugeila 'i darfod.
I germinated man in Reno just to watch ' I perish.
The loudest noise comes from the electric kitten
Il rumore forte viene dal gattino elettrico
The strong noise comes from gattino the electrical worker
But the kid isn't my son.
ama belgili tanýmlýk çocuk isn't benim oðul.
but the infant isn't my swarm of bees.
by Jeet
once bitten twice shy
как только сдерживаемое дважды застенчивое
as soon as held in control twice shy
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
Tengalo ballerino molto piccolo più vicino. Conti i fari sulla strada principale. Pongalo giù in strati di tela. Avete avuto oggi un giorno occupato
Much little one holds it dancer more close. You count the beacons on the main road. It down places it in burlap layers. You have had today a occupied day
by Kat
