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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
« Chinese (simplified) »
Thi是我的侦探,他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
Would you run to the store to get hot dogs, frozen pizza, and ice cream?
« Slovenian »
hoteti vi iti do trgovina zadobiti vroč kovinski podstavek polena v kaminu , zmrzel samčev ud , ter sladoled?
yammer you walk up to traffic to obtain warmly dogs , frozen pizzle , and water ice?
by Ashley N.
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Bulgarian »
джентълмен Ти can't бия се in тук ; този е определителен член Война Място! " —Dr. Strangelove
джентълмен You can't бия oneself in here този е определителен член War Място! —Dr. Strangelove
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
« Chinese (simplified) »
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
let me cum in your vagina
« Greek »
με αφήστε κυβικό μέτρο στον κόλπο σας
you leave me to cubic metre in your trick
My dog eats cat poop. I shall try it one day. She seems to like it.
« Czech »
Má být v patách eats kočka lodní záď. JÁ mám pokoušet osud jeden čas. Ona zdá se až k do téže míry ono.
Has dog eats pussy cat stern. SELF shall try it on a while. She seems to like yon.
by Bababla
i need to find the potty so i can shit
« Japanese »
私は取るに足らないの見つける必要がある従って私はたわごとを言ってもいい
I take am not enough have the necessity to find, therefore as for me it is it is possible to be every [wa]
by cristian jesus
lets go and sleep in the same bed together
« Japanese »
同じベッドで一緒に入り、眠るために割り当てる
With the same bed it allots in order to sleep entering simultaneous,
Epic beard man is epic.
« Slovenian »
epski čreda človek je epski.
heroically sheep poll there is heroically.
cheese-eating surrender monkey
« Japanese »
降伏猿をチーズ食べること
The cheese eat the surrender monkey
Nice shirts like you!