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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i am extremely tall, also i like candy
« Welsh »
dwi 'n anaelau 'n dal , hefyd cara candy
I am being ' heartburn pain ' heartburn continue , also I love shattered
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
Rock out with your cock out!
« Croatian »
Hrid vanjska strana sa vašim pijetao vanjska strana!
Scar surface with your cock surface!
by Bassastingur
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
« Chinese (simplified) »
Thi是我的侦探,他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Bulgarian »
джентълмен Ти can't бия се in тук ; този е определителен член Война Място! " —Dr. Strangelove
джентълмен You can't бия oneself in here този е определителен член War Място! —Dr. Strangelove
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
In this complicated and ineffable universe, it is important to remember the simple things in life.
« Japanese »
この複雑で、言い難い宇宙では、生命の簡単な事を覚えていることは重要である。
Being this complicated, at inexpressible outer space, as for remembering the simple thing of life it is important.
microsoft is evil
« Japanese »
マイクロソフトは邪悪である
Microsoft is wicked
How about some vodka and some vibrating toys to arouse you?
« Portuguese »
Como sobre alguma vodca e alguns brinquedos de vibração para o despertar?
How on some vodca and some toys of vibration to awake it?
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
« Chinese (simplified) »
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
Nice shirts like you!