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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I am afraid that I slept with your wife.
« Japanese »
私は私があなたの妻と眠ったこと恐れている。
As for me I fear your wife sleeping.
If I have to lie, steal , cheat or kill as God is my witness I will never be hungry again
« Japanese »
私がなければならなかったら神が私によってが決して再度空腹ではない私の証人であるので盗むか、ごまかすか、または殺しなさい
If I must be, God with me because it is my witness who never for the second time is not hungry steal, or cheat, or the murder do
by El Hamsta
semen
« Korean »
정액
Fixed amount
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, but when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
« Croatian »
JA poput velik uporište i JA ne moći laž , te ostali brat ne mogu ja poreći , ali našto djevojka prohodati in sa itty izgrižen struk i okrugao predmet predmet u vaš lice te dobiti slomljen
I like the large lodgment plus I cannot untruth , these other brat can't I taxes , limit whereupon girlfriend walk in from an itty bitten waist plus round object in your the license these profit sprung
Why do you keep coming back?
« German »
Warum halten Sie zurückzukommen?
Why do you hold to return?
Navi is my elder twin sister. She is the only one qualified to clean up my blood.
« Japanese »
Naviは私のより古い対の姉妹である。 彼女は私の血をきれいにするために修飾される唯一の1才である。
Navi is the sisters of the opposite where I am older. She is the only 1 years old which are decorated in order to make my blood clean.
I need my hands free Then I let my mind roam
« Japanese »
私は自由な私の手をそれから私歩き回るようにした私の心が必要とする
As for me my heart which then me you walk and the free my hand it tries to turn needs
live to ride and ride to live!
« Croatian »
živ to vožnja i vožnja to živ!
vivid this tour plus tour this vivid!
long long ago in a galaxy far far away
« Danish »
længe for længe siden i en galaxy langt langt bortrejst
for a long time a long time ago to a white-tie far far away
by Fluf
It was totally awesome boning you earlier.
« Japanese »
それは全く驚くばかりであり先に骨を抜く。
That it keeps being surprised completely and the bone is pulled out first.
Nice shirts like you!