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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Bulgarian »
Òè ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí õóáàâ æåíà. Óæ òè ñâúðçâàì me çà a ïèÿ?
You ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí pretty æåíà. As if you bind me çà a ïèÿ?
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside
« Hungarian »
Tudom amit -a képességek -ból visszatartás van mint nedves mint egy warthog's hátsó udvar
I know that the powers ból retention there is than madid than one warthog's door-yard
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
dick
« Chinese (simplified) »
侦探
Spying
Ceiling cat is watching you fap
« Welsh »
Nen cath ydy yn bugeila 'ch fap
Ceiling cat he is being watching ' dogs map
go to hell
« Japanese »
地獄行きだ
It is the hell going
Do you like the way I rub my nipples?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您喜欢我摩擦我的乳头的方式?
You like me rubbing my nipple's way?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
« Croatian »
Zašto je Chicago prijeći cesta?
Why has it been Chicago come over road?
I took a field trip to the asylum today.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我今天采取了实地考察到收容所。
I have adopted on-the-spot investigation collection post today.
No shirt no shoes no service.
« Japanese »
ワイシャツ無し靴無しサービス無し。
The shirt it is not the shoes it is not there is no service.
Nice shirts like you!