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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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why do you smell like shit?
« Japanese »
なぜ臭いたわごとを好むか。
Why is to smell every is [wa] liked?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« German »
Ich mag große Kolben und ich kann nicht liegen.
I like large pistons and I cannot not lie.
by Chrissy
i have got a lovely bunch of coconuts
« Italian »
ho un mazzo bello di noci di cocco
I have a beautiful bunch of coconut walnuts
All employees must wash their hands before leaving the bathroom.
« Latin »
Totus utor must wash suum manuum pro decessio bathroom.
Whole to use must wash its hands for decrease bathroom.
by D58
cow pig cat dog fish moo oink meow woof
« German »
schüchtern Sie Schweinkatze-Hundefisch-MOO oink Meowschuß ein
shyly it pig cat dog fish MOO oink Meowschuß
If you were to choke a smurf to see what color it would turn, I believe it would turn white.
« Japanese »
どんな色を回すか見るためにsmurfを窒息させるべきなら、私は信じる白い回ることを。
It turns what kind of color, in order to see smurf if it should suffocate, I believe, being white and turning.
this is so fucking cool
« Korean »
이것은 이렇게 차가운 성교이다
This is like this cold sexual intercourse
There's a vampire behind me and bit me and gave me a penny in exchange for my blood.
« Norwegian »
Det er en vampire bak meg og bit meg og ga meg en penny inne bytte for meg blod.
It is a vampire at the back my and bit my and donated my a pencil in booty for my blood.
rachael, i am so incredibly sorry. I have deleted your eBusiness unit 1. I hope we can still be friends, and that you do not murder me.
« Welsh »
rachael , dwi fel 'n anghredadwy 'n chwith. Ddileais 'ch eBusiness hundod 1. Gobeithia allwn gostega bod ceraint , a a gwnei mo llofruddia 'm.
you are , I am being like ' heartburn unbelievable ' heartburn left. I erased ' dogs eBusiness unity 1. I hope we are being able I silence be friends , I go I go you do not I murder ' ores.
Put your hands up or I will shoot you.
« Spanish »
Ponga sus manos o le tiraré.
It puts its hands or I will throw to him.
Nice shirts like you!