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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
To be or not to be, that is the question!
« Japanese »
あるためまたはないため、それは質問である!
Because of a certain or because it is not, that is question!
My pussycat is purring.
« French »
Mon minou ronronne.
My pussy hums.
by mimi
I would like my steak well-done, please.
« Japanese »
私は私のステーキを見事、頂く。
I beautiful, receive my stake.
I have flatulence that is powerful enough to melt steel, so you may want to stand back.
« German »
Ich habe Blähung, die genug leistungsfähig ist, Stahl zu schmelzen, also können Sie zurück stehen wünschen.
I have blowing, which is enough efficient to melt steel therefore can you back stand to wish.
Michael Jackson is the king!
« Croatian »
Michael Mikado je kralj!
Michael Mikado had throne!
dick in a box
« Turkish »
yarak içinde a kutu
twat in a box
by Matt
Go fuck your mother!
« Spanish »
¡Va la cogida su madre!
Her mother goes the catch!
In Soviet Russia, language translate you!
« Russian »
В советском Россия, язык переводит вас!
In the Soviet Russia, language transfer you!
I want to stick it in her hairy armpit.
« Italian »
Voglio attaccarlo in sua ascella pelosa.
I want to attack it in its hairy armpit.
Silly? Shocking? Profound?
« Latin »
leviculus offensus profundus
empty-headed offense deep
Nice shirts like you!