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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for salad
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么是做在我的乳头的这些草莓我需要他们沙拉的
Anything does in mine nipple's these strawberries I needs their salad
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
I have three penises.
« Japanese »
私に3つの陰茎がある。
There are three penes in me.
No shirt no shoes no service.
« Japanese »
ワイシャツ無し靴無しサービス無し。
The shirt it is not the shoes it is not there is no service.
What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know go away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt.
« Croatian »
Što imati JA postati , moj predrag prijatelj? Svatko JA znati otići ipak. I te mogao imati Internet svi , moj vladavina od prljavština. JA htijenje pustiti te dolje , JA htijenje izraditi te nanositi povredu.
Which have I to become , my dearest wellwisher? Everyone I know move off yet. PLUS these could have IT all , my legality with wallow. I volition let these down , I volition fabricate these hurt.
kiss my ass
« Spanish »
bese mi asno
my ass kisses
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Soleil should go fall in a hole and die.
« Filipino »
talampakan dapat lumakad bumagsak di a butas at mamatay.
sole must go fall in a opening and perish.
by the recreational
“Ever” Bella asked “No not at all” Edward said “Ok, you have so much music, what are you listing to” Bella said (Clicks play, Clair de Lune starts playing) “It’s a double CD” Edward said “Clair De Lune is great” Bella said (They start dancing) “What?” Edward asked “I can’t dance” Bella said
« Japanese »
「」Bellaは頼んだ 「全く」エドワードは言わなかった 「である何、良い」、Bellaへのリストが言ったか音楽をそんなに有する(かちりと言う音は遊んだり、Clair de Luneの開始の遊ぶこと) 「それは二重CD」エドワード言ったである 「Clair De Lune大きい」はBella言ったである (それらは踊り始める) 「何か」。 エドワードは頼んだ 「私は言った」Bellaを踊ることができない
“” You asked Bella, Edward did not say “completely”, “what which is, it is good”, the list to Bella called it possesses music so, (as for the sound, dust playing, the start of Clair de Lune playing) “double CD Edward you called that,” is, “Clair De Lune it is large”, Bella you said, is, (do those start dancing) “what?”. Edward asked, “I said”, Bella it is not possible to dance,
Would you like a drink?
« Korean »
당신 좋아한다 음료를 하고자 했는가?
You under boil the beverage which likes?
Nice shirts like you!