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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Incredible amounts of boredom can lead to heart attacks and severe darkening of the faeces. Watch out!
« French »
Les quantités incroyables d'ennui peuvent mener aux crises cardiaques et à la ternissure grave des fèces. Observez dehors !
Incredible quantities d' trouble can lead to the heart attacks and with the dull spot engraves deposit. Observe outside!
Eat my piss, vermin!
« Japanese »
私の小便、害虫を食べなさい!
My urine, eat the noxious insect!
Make love, not war!!!
« Dutch »
Maak liefde, niet oorlog!!!
Do not make love, war!!!
shiver me timbers
« Chinese (traditional) »
發抖我木材
Trembles my lumber
I shot Dick Cheney, but I did not shoot the deputy
« Italian »
Ho sparato a Dick Cheney, ma non ho sparato al delegato
I have talked nonsense to Dick Cheney, but I have not talked nonsense to the delegate
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Turkish »
sen are an inanýlmaz güzel kadýn. -cekti sen birleþtirmek beni için a içmek?
you are moment fabulous doll. cekti you unite me in a drink?
Do not pee in our pool, and we will not swim in your toilet.
« Slovenian »
nikar ne lulati v svoj tolmun , ter bomo ne rahlo drsenje v vaš toileta.
do not to do wee wee within your pool , and we will be thingummy light sliding within yours toilet.
great googly moogly
« Chinese (simplified) »
伟大曲棍球moogly
Great hockey moogly
Look out! A burrito!
« Spanish »
¡Mire hacia fuera! ¡Un burrito!
It watches towards outside! A young donkey!
How much does this intimate service you provide cost?
« Czech »
Kolik does tato dát na srozumìnou služba tebe darovat cena?
What does this take a hint service you provide worth?
Nice shirts like you!