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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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It is late and I really need to sleep. Fixing my vacation schedule hurts.
« Japanese »
それは遅く、私は実際に眠る必要がある。 私の休暇のスケジュールを固定することは傷つく。
That is slow really to sleep, me necessary. Locking the schedule of my holiday is hurt.
by phlyingpenguin
Hi whats your name?
« Latin »
Hi quis vestri nomen?
THESE are loyal to the king anyone your name?
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
Please stop, or I will have to use unnecessary force on you. I do not want to have to do that.
« Japanese »
停止すれば、私はあなたの不必要な力を使用しなければならない。 私はそれをしなければなりたいと思う。
If it stops, I must use your unnecessary power. If I do not do that, we would like to become.
its 110 miles to chicago. we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. hit it
« Latin »
suus miles ut pullus. we've got a plenus lacus of gas , dimidium a sarcina of cigarettes. it's atrum quod we're taedium sunglasses. ledo is
his soldier when young. we've got a full a hollow of gas , half a bundle of cigarettes. it's dark and we're tedium sunglasses. strike this
Punch the keys, for god's sake!
« Dutch »
Sla de sleutels, voor god' s belang!
Lettuce the keys, for god' s importance!
my bladder is full of pee.
« Japanese »
私のぼうこうは小便の完全である。
My bladder urine is complete.
I love the rain
« Welsh »
Cara 'r bwrw glaw
I love ' group rain
the grinch stole christmas
« Chinese (simplified) »
grinch女用披肩圣诞节
grinch female uses the shawl Christmas day
I am a friendly person
« Croatian »
Ja sam prijazan osoba
I am a woolly a person
Nice shirts like you!