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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I fuck teens.
« Dutch »
I fuck tienerjaren.
I fuck toes.
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Dear Santa, Please send me a Barbie doll, a Barbie house, my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrummy chocolate.
« Filipino »
mahal Santa , masiyahan magpadala ako a inihaw manika a inihaw bahay , akin maliit ponies at lots at lots ng yummy kaskasin kending tsokolate.
beloved Yearly , please send me a barbecue puppet a barbecue tenement , my little ponies and lots and lots of yummy scrub chocolate.
by Rachel Benn
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I'll meet the deadline! Stop riding my ass!
« Croatian »
I am going to meet terminal! Stop horsemanship my jackass!
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Who is the next Alice?
« Latin »
Quisnam est tunc Alice?
Quidnam is then Spelled?
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
« Icelandic »
Hvar í the veröld er Sporvagnsstjóri Sandiego?
Whereinto the world is Motorman Sandwort?
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Most women can be driven to orgasm by hearing bawdy tales which fly in the face of propriety.
« Filipino »
ang lalong nakararami women maaari maaari itaboy sa organo nina pandinig bawdy salaysay alin lumipad di ang face ng may-ari.
most women possible possible dispel toward organ by hearing bawdy recital which wing in the face of proprietor.
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Hello.
« Welsh »
l make heavy
allowance make heavy
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my girlfriend loves to eat chicken.
« Japanese »
My girl friend loves the fact that the chicken is eaten.
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
« Hungarian »
Well I'll be jocko avuncular!
Nice shirts like you!