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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Black dress, with tights underneath, I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth. And she's an actress, but she ain't got no need, she's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-T-T-Tongues always pressed to your cheeks, while my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth. You tell your boyfriend, that if he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fuckin scared of him. She wants to touch me woo ooo! She wants to love me woo ooo! She'll never leave me woo ooo! Woo ooo oo ooo!
« Japanese »
黒い服、下のタイツが付いている、 私は私の歯の最後のタバコの呼吸を得た。 そしてshe' s女優、 しかし彼女ain' tは必要性、she'を得なかった; sは信託資金の彼女の親からお金を東に取り戻した。 T T T舌はあなたの頬に常に押した、 私の舌が他のある女の子の歯の内部にある間。 あなたのボーイフレンドを言う、 それhe'なら; sはビーフ、そのI'を得た; m菜食主義者、 そしてI ain' tのfuckinは彼のおびえた。 彼女は懇願するoooに私に触れたいと思う! 彼女は懇願するoooに私を愛したいと思う! She' llは決して私を懇願するoooに去らない! oooのooのoooに懇願しなさい!
The tights of the black clothes and bottom have been attached, I obtained the breath of the last tobacco of my tooth. And she' s actress, but her ain' As for t necessity and she& The #039 was not obtained; s from her parent of trust fund recovered the money on east. As for T T T tongue always you pushed in your cheek, while being inside the tooth of the girl my tongue has other things. It is your boyfriend, that he& If #039; As for s beef and the I& The #039 was obtained; m vegetarian, and I ain' fuckin of t could have that. She thinks that we would like to touch me in ooo which is entreated! She thinks me in ooo which is entreated that dearly you want! She' You do not go away ll to ooo which never entreats me! Entreat to ooo of oo of ooo!
Why is my wiener always stiff in the morning?
« Dutch »
Waarom is mijn worstje altijd stijf in de ochtend?
Why is my sausage link always rigid in the morning?
Kyoto Garden Ryokan Yachiyo
« Korean »
교오또 정원 Ryokan Yachiyo
Kyoto regular staff Ryokan Yachiyo
I miss you more than anyone i've ever missed. You're the most beautiful person in the world.
« Japanese »
私はだれでもよりもっとi'逃す; 逃されるve。 You' 世界の最も美しい人に関して。
I from being whoever, more i& The #039 it lets escape; Ve which is let escape. You' In regard to the person where the world is most beautiful.
Elementary, my dear Watson
« Japanese »
、私の親愛なるワトソン基本
The Watson basis which becomes my love
Grand Theft Auto IV
« Spanish »
Automóvil de hurto magnífico IV
Automobile of magnificent theft IV
by Shane Peltzer
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
« Chinese (simplified) »
妇女需要象鱼需要的一个人自行车。
The woman needs to look like a person bicycle which the fish needs.
by Susanne
Is the glass half empty or half full
« Czech »
Is èlen urèitý barometr polovina hladový èi polovina mandlovat
Is the weather glass half hungry or half mangled
by Joe
you do not take a shit you leave one
« Chinese (simplified) »
您不采取您留下一的粪
You do not adopt you to leave behind excrement
by Fluf
you do not take a shit you leave one
« Korean »
당신은 당신이 1개를 남겨두는 배설물을 가지고 가지 않는다
You you have the body waste to leave this 1,
by Fluf
Nice shirts like you!